A Facebook friend posted it and I thought I’d do the same:
A burglar is working his way through the living room when he hears a a voice from the dark call out, “Jesus is watching you!” He swings the flashlight around the room but sees nobody. Again he hears, “Jesus is watching you!” This time he locates the source – a parrot sitting high on a perch.
“What’s your name?” he asks.
“Moses,” replies the parrot.
“What sort of person would call their parrot Moses?” he asks.
The parrot retorts, “The same type of person who calls their rottweiler ‘Jesus’.”