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Friday funnies – oh wait.. it’s Thursday

Friday as far as I’m concerned. No work for me in the morning. Going to see my folks for the weekend and partake in a family auction for my deceased uncle’s farm equipment and household things. Should be interesting to … Continue reading

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What did one elevator say to the other elevator?

I think I’m coming down with something.

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ARRRR, Talk Like a Pirate Day arrives again…

And this time I got advanced warning from a friend on Facebook. Usually I don’t remember until it’s too late to dress for it. September 19th. How hard is that? (ship via) And now, some pirate and pasta jokes. It’s … Continue reading

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Why do birds fly south for the winter?

Because it’s too far to walk. A bad joke’s all you’re getting for the moment. Feel free to add better or worse ones in the comments, though.

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A joke I heard once but forgot about until now.

A Facebook friend posted it and I thought I’d do the same: A burglar is working his way through the living room when he hears a a voice from the dark call out, “Jesus is watching you!” He swings the … Continue reading

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“funny headlines are serious business”

I quote an article from the Atlantic where there’s some concern over what guides an audience to an article online. In early days of paper publishing, a pithy headline was a guaranteed eye-catcher. These days, though… Despite the fact that … Continue reading

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It’s drafty in here (humour and offense)

I recently posted about a kid who was using her t-shirt at school to promote her faith and got in trouble over it. She got in trouble, not me. Just clarifying that. In the National Post at the end of … Continue reading

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Dumb joke day, round 3

A man is walking through the forest and runs a bear, who begins chasing him. Running for his life, the man shouts, “Oh God! Please help me!” God responds, “Why should I help you? You’ve never called on me before, … Continue reading

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Dumb joke day continues

Five more groaners for ya: 1. Did you hear about the human cannonball who lost his job? 2. What’s the difference between roast beef and pea soup? 3. What do you call a cow in tall grass? 4. What’s green … Continue reading

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I declare today to be dumb joke day

I can’t think of anything to write anyway, so jokes it is. 1. What do you call a dead bee? 2. What do you call a fly with no wings? (joke fixed to make sense) 3. What’s brown and sticky? … Continue reading

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