A question of Scruples – sexy time edition (Valentine’s Day, natch)

Pulling from the ’90s edition for these two relationship scenarios:

From your window you notice a couple in a nearby apartment making love. Later, when you see them on the street, do you suggest they draw their blinds?

Fuck me.. like I could even look them in the eye after that. Probably total strangers, too, since city life does tend to result in not knowing one’s neighbours very well even if you do recognize them when you see them. I’m reminded of Friends now and their Ugly Naked Guy neighbour..

I don’t watch a lot of television/film so I don’t know how common a trope it is to put characters in a situation where they can see other people (friends or strangers) in .. um.. fabric free situations. I don’t know how common it is in real life, either…

…so I googled “seeing people have sex through window” and found a news story from February 2018 via the Mirror:

A shameless couple were caught on camera having sex in a hotel window – in full view of shocked onlookers in a pub on the opposite side of the road.

The amorous pair apparently got a little bit carried away and forgot to shut their curtains, unwittingly putting on a raunchy show for the amused customers.

Drinkers shouted words of encouragement, as well as cheering and clapping for the oblivious couple.

The couple, who appeared to be staying on the first floor of the hotel, were watched and filmed not only by the women in the pub across the street, but also by witnesses standing below at street level.

Okay, so it does happen sometimes.

Getting back to the original question, sex is natural and if it’s all happening between consenting adults, go to town on each other. Have fun. Hopefully I can close my blinds, or go to a different room because I don’t want to watch it happening. But I’d still be embarrassed to see them dressed on the street the next day.

Next question:

You just learned that your fiancé(e) slept with an “entertainer” at the stag. The wedding is on Saturday and hundreds are invited. Do you cancel it?

As a history side note, the hubs opted to have a small firepit gathering with the few friends he wanted to hang out with before we got hitched and I wound up crashing the “party” after a couple hours because the nearest library closed. I was also his ride home.

I don’t know why people mess around before a wedding, let alone after. Why do they think that’s okay? Or, they know it’s not okay but don’t give a shit about their soon-to-be spouse? Why are you wasting money getting married then? I don’t get it. If your head turns to every cutie bootie, maybe think about why. What do you really want? If you can’t keep it in your pants, why should your significant other put up with you?

The hubs and I are working our way through Mike and Molly. We’ve just started season five and (how old does a show have to be before spoilers…stop reading if you don’t want to know that) Carl and Victoria are coupled up in a cute way but Victoria confessed to her sister, Molly, that she slept with an ex recently in order to get a pair of expensive sunglasses back. Molly tries to keep this a secret from Mike who works with Carl, with little success. In the end, Victoria tries to confess what she did but Carl loves her so much he doesn’t even let her try to explain or apologize for anything. He refuses to want to know what it is that she wants to tell him. I’m curious to see if he sticks to that way of thinking, in all honesty. Good man if so; Victoria was feeling horrible guilt over it because she loves Carl, too.

Okay, so TV show, yes, but okay, forgiveness and trust would play in.. I don’t know how I’d react if I found out there’d been some business on the side. I don’t know if I’d turn the other cheek on it or be horribly hurt and scrap the whole relationship because of one (I hope) indiscretion. What would I want if the situation were reversed? I’d want a second chance, I think. Maybe one stain shouldn’t mar everything else.

Sheesh.. hell.. I don’t know..

And this is a game they sold for entertainment.. here I am having a crisis of conscience over it…

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Question of atheist scruples – journalism edition

What a time to be around, eh? Trump? Acosta? Brexit? Ford? Emails? What’s news these days without some kind of craptacular scoop just waiting to be reported on? A great time for journalism — at least in some countries

Anyway, another card from my ’90s edition of A Question of Scruples. I never have played the game as originally intended…

You are a journalist. On the Mayor’s secretary’s desk, you notice a document that proves civic corruption. No one is looking. Do you steal it?

Good grief.

I don’t know.

Old news out of British Columbia – the downside of using Facebook as my main source for news. Already biased by my liberal tendencies, American sites plus severely limited to cats, lasers and atheist topics — potential tampering of Metro Vancouver’s recent civil elections. From Oct 15, 2018:

The Wen Zhou Friendship Society did not answer calls or emails Friday, but the Richmond News reported the society had asked members to vote for certain candidates and offered a $20 “transportation subsidy.” A volunteer with the society told the Richmond News they had rescinded the offer after discovering it was illegal.

Vote for these dudes/dudettes and we’ll pay your Uber bill… hmm. I presume if I were a journalist I’d have a better handle on what’s legal and illegal in terms of methods by which to get votes and thus recognize someone screwing the system.

It was interesting reading about the recent American midterms and all the voting problems going on down there, I must say. So many things getting in the way of people being able to record their wants for their states and country at large.

I have little interest in politics generally but, being Canadian, we’re inundated with America’s problems while likely ignorant of our own — I just did the questionnaire on that I Side With thing. Fourth place finish was communism and I’m not even mad.

I fell off the journalism thing. To finish, it’s a career I closed the door on back in grade nine during our career fair because I really had no interest in pursuing a story and putting myself in the spotlight in the process. I’m much more a behind the scenes kind of person. I don’t know if I’d steal mail/documents for a story, no matter how good a story. I suppose it’d depend one what kind of paper/media I was working at, though, too, and what they’d expect a reporter to do to get to the bottom of a story. Corruption isn’t something to let slide, that’s for sure, and if it was evidence proving for sure that there were mob ties or some damned thing, then it’s worth the risk to report it, I’m sure. But maybe not a risk I’d want to be taking, myself.

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A question of atheist scruples – affairs of the heart

Been a while, but I’m snagging a question from my ’90s edition of the game:

You are very attracted to someone who is happily married. You have no attachments. Do you explore the possibilities?

Only in my fantasies. I wouldn’t ruin a marriage for the chance of getting laid. I do recall a couple times in university, though, when I was young and stupid, kissing guys I knew were in relationships with other girls. But there was also a time when it happened to me, and I was very unhappy over it.

In 1996-1997 I was part of a gang of friends who’d hang out in the Court of Raunch, which was the nickname the guys had given their dorm room. It was an “Anything Goes” kind of place so swears, farts, and whatever else were A-OK in there. I’ll just rename everyone. I was, for some reason, starting something up with Kuno. P-chan (my bestest bud) and Dr. Tofu (suitemate of Kuno, both living in the Court) were starting something up as well. Kuno and I really didn’t have much in common beyond a love for Ranma 1/2, hence the nicknames we all selected for ourselves (I was Akane) while we hung out. He wasn’t great as a boyfriend really, as it turned out; we’d decided to go to a movie and while out waiting to buy tickets, he thought he saw someone he knew and stopped holding my hand. Then later he started doing that thing the kids these days call ghosting. Nothing worse than a guy who refuses to explain why he’s not into you anymore.

Turned out he’d started a thing up with a girl I’ll called Peppermint. We were all friends with her. This girl was not a girl he was ashamed of being caught holding hands with. I was bloody livid and this deceit made it really hard to want to hang out with my friends knowing the two of them would be leaving for some canoodling at any time. P-Chan was torn in two with all this because she was still a thing with Tofu but wanted to spend time with me also.

A year or so later, after P-Chan and Tofu totally split, Tofu and Peppermint were a thing – which is when I got touchy-feely-huggy-kissy with Tofu for an evening..

Like I said: young and stupid.

We didn’t sleep together or anything (I’d had a major crush on the guy for years though), and he didn’t stay with Peppermint much longer either.

No idea where any of them are these days beyond P-Chan, though. She got married to a dude last year. Lovely wedding in their rinky-dink town and I got lost trying to find the church even though it wasn’t a hard place to find…

So, long history story there (TL;DR?) but bottom line no, I wouldn’t start something with a married man, no matter how into him I may feel. It’d be different if the guy’s situation was rocky and he was clearly on his way out of a relationship – a la the Man I fell for and married – but to go into a thing deliberately knowing I may be screwing up something nice? Not my bag, baby.

In terms of Kuno, though, I did confront him once I learned he’d gone around my back to date someone else and didn’t have the guts to break up with me like a man. I was hard core harsh on the guy. Honesty is always the best policy, asshole. I’d rather be told the truth by you and be hurt than learn the truth later from someone else and be furious.

So, not of the era, but a song I like that I’ll throw in now:

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Storytime: Where the were?

Taking advantage of a creative moment here, more Rory Story Cube fun.

O’Hare shivered naked in the chill of the moonlit winter night, but not for long. His body soon stretched and twisted with familiar agony as his arms and hands turned to legs and paws and a pelt of heavy wolf fur rippled over his bare skin. Contorted into a new shape, he dropped on all fours and sniffed the air with his improved sense of smell, ears twitching expectantly. Yes, he thought. She’s close. O’Hare howled a greeting.

Another howl answered his call. A roar followed, one O’Hare was less impressed to hear. He wasn’t worried; the dorkasaurus seemed to be new to the were game and still finding his literal feet. Another call and response from him to her and soon he caught Maisre’s scent on the wind and joined her on a scrubby hill overlooking the poorly lit village. The dork hadn’t made it as far as the village yet, by the look of things: nothing obviously broken and nobody in the streets screaming.

Maisre licked his cheek and tilted her head downhill. Ready? her throaty growl implied. O’Hare sneezed in assent and down they trotted, staying low through the bushes, quiet and unseen on their way into town. Gordie and Stu were to join them north of the church, the four of them to meet their contact by the graveyard’s only mausoleum.

The contact was late. So were Gordie and Stu. Maisre hunkered down by a tombstone shaped like an angel playing baseball. She didn’t look worried. O’Hare, on the other paw, was filled with a nervous energy. Whatever quest they were supposed to be prepping for — well, he didn’t have all the clues. Stu was the knowledge carrier and Gordie their guide. And only they knew what the contact was supposed to bring to the game.

A light suddenly came on outside the church, illuminating them. Gordie and Stu stepped out of the church, man shaped and heavily dressed in furs and sturdy boots against the winter cold. “Change of plans, you two,” Gordie said without preamble. “Contact is in the yew trees waiting for us.”

The four ran through the graveyard and hopped the short wall separating the consecrated ground from the unconsecrated. O’Hare was dismayed to see who the contact turned out to be. It was the so-called dorkasaurus.

“I am Ebbron,” it stated quietly, although “quiet” still seemed loud enough to wake the nearby dead. Hackles raised, O’Hare looked around nervously, but the yew trees were tall and dense enough to conceal the noise and size of the Cerasinops.

Stu scratched his shaggy beard and consulted his time piece. “We don’t have all night, Cherry Face. Make this quick.”

“You have what I asked for?”

Stu threw a bag he was holding at the sauropod. Ebbron tore the bag open with its beak and inspected the contents in the low light, shuffling bits around with its toes, while waving its tiny arms with apparent excitement. O’Hare couldn’t make out what Stu had given him but Ebbron seemed pleased. “This will do nicely.”

“So, we’re in agreement?” Gordie nearly snarled. “You give for what we give.”

“Yes, yes,” Ebbron said, somewhat distracted. Was that a glint of gold? O’Hare wished he could get a better look. He also wondered why he and Maisre were commanded to attend this meet and greet in the first place. Their teeth could hardly make a dent in the skin of the dino if they’d been expected to be defenders of the men.

“A shimmer in the air, a glean,
a sparkle and a sheen,
and a ring upon
the toe of Ebbron

Past the graveyard,
past the church,
down the stairs
by the canal’s lock,
you’ll find the key
to fit the box.”

It seemed to O’Hare to be the makings of a spell. Sure enough, something bright glistened on the foot of the Cerasinops. Stu and Gordie wasted no time in making a run back to the wall they’d crossed before. With haste, and without looking back, the pair of werewolves followed them through the church yard and down to the water’s edge. Stu and Gordie hurried down the stairs to the lock controls. The men searched the space frantically, seeking the key, O’Hare surmised. Once again, he felt he had less than half the story to work with, but couldn’t change back to a man now to ask for details. He and Maisre traded glances. They put their superior noses to work, trying to sniff out anything that might be metallic in nature.

Maisre soon yipped and pawed at a piece of the brickwork, working some mortar loose with her claws. Stu finished the job with a penknife he’d pulled from his boot and had the brick loose, revealing a small recess. Inside that was something wrapped in a piece of leather. Stu pocketed it without a glance.

“You’re free to go.” He gestured at the pair of werewolves, dismissing them. Maisre turned to head back the way they came but O’Hare stood and whined for a moment; he thought they deserved an explanation. Dead stares from both men seemed to answer his question. There are no explanations. No payment either, apparently. Except their own continued lives. Annoyed but resigned, O’Hare followed Maisre’s lead back to the church and hill where they met that night, parting ways as usual. Game over, man.

O’Hare tapped his nose with his tongue to indicate he was done with the game session. The progress screen lit up in front of his eyes to record progress and awards (little, none) and booted his digital body out of the wolf world into the real one. He sighed and looked over at his wife and her terminal. “Points for finding the key, I see.”

Maisre O’Hare grinned. “You know it’s not a contest, Dennis.” She leaned over in her chair to kiss his stubbled cheek. “I’ve been playing longer than you, but you’re coming along. I’m sure Stu or Gordie will tell us what was in the mystery box at some point. Their part of the quest won’t finish tonight. We can ask them at the pub on Sunday. And Ebbron’s magic ring might make him human for a while but I think he’ll have to pay a high price for the privilege in the end. I suspect we can arrange to be around to see his downfall.”

“I kind of wish you hadn’t hooked me on this game, dear.”

“You don’t mean it, honey.”

“No, I don’t.”

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I’m bored, and I had some beer, so let’s do a story

Sure. I just got a new set of Rory Story Cubes, the action series. Let’s see what they can do. I split my sets into two small bags for self limiting reasons (also because I’m too lazy to buy a bag big enough for all the dice…)

Georgie Wynn was speechless. He’d been randomly wandering the streets of his home town on a Saturday morning, only to find a pop star window shopping a few doors away from where he stood. Flummoxed, he reached for his cell phone and tapped the camera app to snap a shot of B’trice, hoping her security detail never heard him shriek in shock at the random sight of her.

It wasn’t typical for him to be visiting the town; his parents were both dead, but a close cousin was getting married that afternoon and had insisted he be part of the wedding party. Georgie was only on Mill Street because he’d left his tie at home for some stupid reason and hoped one of the fancier tailor shops in the pricy district would have something puce, the colour his cousin, Dean, had been forced into finding for his half of the wedding party. (Georgie had always assumed it was a gross green. So wrong.)

B’trice turned and smiled at him suddenly. Georgie nearly fell off his feet with shock. Good lord, woman, you have fans around the world. Why in the seven hells would you be looking at me!? He was rooted in place as B’trice kept smiling at him and walked purposefully in his direction. The security retinue followed behind. “Do you live here?” she asked, as husky toned at 9:30 in the morning as she must sound at 1:00 am during a long show.

“Not these days, but did do, yah,” he said, stumbling over the answer. “Are you looking for something in particular?”

“I’d gone into that coffee shop yesterday afternoon,” she pointed toward a locally owned cafe across the street, “and had mentioned I was wanting to find a gym for a morning workout while I was here. Another customer turned out to own one and gave me the address to look for but I haven’t managed to find it yet.” B’trice called out to her main security dude, who recited the street and building number; Georgie recognized it as opposite the cinema and a street over from where they were currently standing and said as much. B’trice thanked him profusely and gestured for her crew to follow as she hurried through the empty intersection on her way to Werk-It!

While tempted to find a way to spend more time with the star, Georgie turned back to his original purpose with some regret; he still needed to buy a replacement tie for the wedding at three o’clock that afternoon. He checked his phone against the times on the tailor sign and saw the store had opened moments earlier. With faint hope, Georgie stepped in to explain his purpose. Mere moments later, he exited the small shop triumphant. He took this as a sign to take the long walk back to his cousin’s house, via the Werk-It! gym.

He’d just turned the corner when an ambulance roared past him, sirens wailing. The ambulance stopped at the curb in front of the gym and two attendants hurried around to grab the stretcher from the back and rolled it through the gym entrance. Someone worked themselves a little too hard? Georgie wondered. He was tempted to remain by the gym to see who’d roll out but it seemed a bit morbid. He continued his walk to Dean’s place to reassure the nervous young man that he’d be wedding ready and so would all his party.

That afternoon, flute music led the ladies in the wedding party down the aisle to the church altar to stand opposite the men. The audience turned in their seats to watch the lovely golden bridesmaids, then stood as the white-dressed bride herself made her appearance, nearly running down the aisle to eagerly join her future husband by the priest. Georgie smiled as the ceremony started for Dean and Mara, then strained to seem interested as it dragged on, as Catholic shows tended to do. Finally over he, and the rest of the fellows he barely knew, got the photo shoots finished with the girls and happy couple and was able to at last join the guests at the reception.

“Before we begin serving the meal,” Mr. Lanigan, Mara’s father, announced, “we sadly have to deliver a bit of bad news. Mara’s best friend from high school, Trish Marshall, will be unable to attend the evening reception. She was eager to provide us with musical accompaniment for today’s celebration but was unexpectedly taken to hospital this morning.” Murmurs from the audience. Georgie looked around. Hang on..Trish…

“Fortunately, it’s only turned out to be appendicitis, so we’re glad for that. The team at Werk-It! recognized her symptoms and called 911 immediately. She’ll be up and around in a few days and should still be able to honor any B’Trice ticket holders for the show on Thursday.” Applause. Georgie blinked several times, belated applauding as well. He’d had no idea B’trice was a home grown girl. Then he remembered; his sister, Suzanne, used to babysit for a Marshall family in town, and they had at least one daughter…wild. He’d been away from town so long, he’d had no idea whoever grew up to do what. He smiled then and called out to Mr. Lanigan. “If you can give me about twenty minutes, I can round up the rest of the old Wynn Ginbirds and fill in for your missing star. We’re a little out of practice as a group, but I still know my way around a set of drums…”

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Story time – the haunted house

Got a writing compliment at work today.. wasn’t for this story, but I like this story — date in my notebook is Feb 2016, and I still throw stories into it as I get creative.

The house had been boarded up a decade ago, maybe two. Most of the neighbouring houses were owned by young fixer upper couples who never knew the original owners of any homes on their streets so knew no history of it.

Kids had stories that it was haunted. Kids always do.

Tim and Kenny thought it would be cool to spend a night in the haunted house but, being twelve and seven, it was an adventure they’d never get to have, thanks to their parents.

“I’m sick of playing Trouble,” grumbled Tim as his younger brother won his third game. “I’d rather cause some.”

“Yeah,” Kenny laughed. “Like that’s gonna happen. Dad would kick your behind.” Kenny reset the coloured game pieces in the matching home spaces and boxed up the board to put away.

Tim rolled over onto his back and stared at the ceiling. He found his mind drifting to the school assignment he was supposed to finish on Christmas break but hadn’t started yet. The assignment had to do with the history of First Nations and he didn’t have a clue what to write about. He said as much to Kenny.

“What kind of games did those kids play with their little brothers?” Kenny asked.

“I don’t know.”

“If you found out, you could write about it.”

Sometimes Kenny seemed smarter than Tim and in those moments Tim just scowled at Kenny like he was a doofus.

As Kenny tried to balance the Trouble board on his head and walk around the living room, Tim left him to it and wandered into the kitchen. Mom and Dad had gone to some kind of soupy-goupy romance movie that afternoon and were taking themselves out for supper, leaving Tim in charge of feeding Kenny and himself. Being winter, the days were short and the sun was already down before he finished cooking the hotdogs.

Kenny chatted his way through supper but Tim barely paid attention. Their dining room window opened out on the curved road and down the hill a ways, where the one dark house still seemed to stand out beside all the cheery, festive lit ones. But tonight it looked like the house was a bit lit, too. Like with a flashlight, maybe.

Tim tapped Kenny’s shoulder and pointed out the window. “Get your coat,” said Tim. “There may be trouble.”

Kenny’s footprints trailed Tim’s in the new snow and he wished he could keep up easier. They hadn’t bundled up the way Mom always insisted before going out and he hadn’t remembered mitts or a toque. Tim was in too big a hurry to remind him, too.

“What if Mom and Dad come home and we’re not there?” Kenny’s breath puffed out in small clouds as he asked.

“They won’t.”

“You don’t know!”

“I’ll tell them we saw a stray cat in Mrs. Alberton’s flowerbed and chased it away. Now hurry up!”

The windows of the old house were too high for Kenny to look into and they were boarded up anyway. It was hard to see how anyone would have seen a light in there, but Tim shushed him when he brought that up.

“This isn’t a fairy story, Kenny. I didn’t make it up. I saw a light in there.”

Tim scurried around to the side of the house where an old tree had tipped its roots. It was leaning toward the house and tall enough that branches were scraping the shingles and siding each time the wind picked up. Kenny followed. He could see Tim’s thinking, but no branches were low enough to grab and swing up on like they would on monkey bars at school.

Tim took off behind the house but Kenny didn’t follow any further, choosing instead to perch on the rickety stairs out front and wait. He tried to curl up into his battered hand-me-down coat like a frozen turtle. He was shivering and his teeth were chattering something awful.

Tim came around to the front again moments later, looking dejected. “Let’s go home,” he said.

Kenny was too cold to cheer. They hurried back up the street and as Tim opened the door they could hear the phone ringing. Tim launched himself across the doorway and scampered to answer it before the ringing stopped. Kenny could hear Mom’s voice clear through the handset, chewing Tim out for not being close to the phone.

Kenny took off his boots, hung up his coat and gladly sat down on the kitchen floor register which had just started blowing warm air.

“I don’t think she bought the cat story,” said Tim a few minutes later. They both stared at the muddy tracks Tim had made over the living room rug on his way to the land line.

“I don’t think she’ll be glad you ran to get the phone, either,” stated Kenny.

Tim scowled at Kenny like he was a doofus.

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