Friday as far as I’m concerned. No work for me in the morning. Going to see my folks for the weekend and partake in a family auction for my deceased uncle’s farm equipment and household things. Should be interesting to see how many people turn up for it.
Anyway, jokes:
Why did the physics teacher break up with the biology teacher? There was no chemistry.
A recent scientific study showed that out of 2,293,618,367 people, 94% are too lazy to actually read that number.
Two years ago I asked the girl of my dreams on a date, today I asked her to marry me. She said no, on both occasions.