Friday as far as I’m concerned. No work for me in the morning. Going to see my folks for the weekend and partake in a family auction for my deceased uncle’s farm equipment and household things. Should be interesting to see how many people turn up for it.
Why did the physics teacher break up with the biology teacher? There was no chemistry.
A recent scientific study showed that out of 2,293,618,367 people, 94% are too lazy to actually read that number.
Two years ago I asked the girl of my dreams on a date, today I asked her to marry me. She said no, on both occasions.