Friday funnies – oh wait.. it’s Thursday

Friday as far as I’m concerned. No work for me in the morning. Going to see my folks for the weekend and partake in a family auction for my deceased uncle’s farm equipment and household things. Should be interesting to see how many people turn up for it.

Anyway, jokes:

Why did the physics teacher break up with the biology teacher? There was no chemistry.

A recent scientific study showed that out of 2,293,618,367 people, 94% are too lazy to actually read that number.

Two years ago I asked the girl of my dreams on a date, today I asked her to marry me. She said no, on both occasions.

(all via short-funny)

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