ARRRR, Talk Like a Pirate Day arrives again…

And this time I got advanced warning from a friend on Facebook. Usually I don’t remember until it’s too late to dress for it. September 19th. How hard is that?

pirate day

(ship via)

And now, some pirate and pasta jokes. It’s a Pastafarian holiday, dontcha know? Ramen, my brothers and sisters. Ramen on this, His holy and delicious day…

What’s a pirates favorite kind of fish?
A GOLDfish!

How does a pirate clean his ship?
He has a Yarrrrrrrrd sale!

What were the last words of the quantum physics-savvy pirate that was made to walk the plank?
“I’d never have thought a Planck length could seem that long!”

(the rest here)

Q: What would you get if you crossed pasta with a snake? A: Spaghetti that wraps itself around a fork

Q: What do you call a fake noodle? A: An impasta.

(The rest there are really awful in the “not for polite company” kinds of ways. Are pirates polite? Go if you dare.)


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