Atheist Scuples: hockey edition (or: 1minion fails as a Canadian)

Oh my Flying Spaghetti Monster.

What kind of question is this?!?

You are a professional hockey coach. Your team loses the cup because a rookie accidentally scores in your net. Do you send the rookie back to the minors?

It’d be a hair-pulling moment, but demoting the guy? Accidents happen all the time. A lot of good on-target shots are simply accidents in your favour as well, I’m sure.

Shit happens, don’t ya know.

I have nothing else to add here, so have some classic Stompin’ Tom Conners.

In August no less. Cripes. When does hockey season even start these days!? I’m so damned early and I don’t even give a damn about the flipping game…

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