Jesus sightings piling up

This time he’s on a dock piling in Florida:

They were drinking morning coffee poolside a few days after installing the set in early August, when they noticed a face on one of the pilings. It was the first of two that have appeared. It looked like a man, a wolf, or a lion, depending on which friend or neighbor stopped by their house in Jensen Beach.

“Everyone saw something different,” said Pat Wolfe, 58. “Some couldn’t see it at all, but there were very few.”

Then this weekend the image changed. Now it looks like, well, Jesus.

“I hesitate to say that, because everybody says that,” Wolfe said. “Not everyone agrees with me, but some do.”

She’s a down-to-earth lady who finds the change in her yard decoration “curious.” She was raised Catholic and now attends a Unitarian church. She sure doesn’t want anyone lining up at her door to visit the piling to see the face.

But by all means, tell the media. It’s not like there’s any real news that needs reporting…


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