I declare today to be dumb joke day

I can’t think of anything to write anyway, so jokes it is.

1. What do you call a dead bee?
2. What do you call a fly with no wings? (joke fixed to make sense)
3. What’s brown and sticky?
4. Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
5. Why do gorillas have big nostrils?

1. A was.
2. A walk. (I could have changed “fly” to “dog” instead so this answer would have been “nothing because it can’t come when you call anyway)
3. A stick.
4. He was dead.
5. They have big fingers

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