Dumb joke day continues

Five more groaners for ya:

1. Did you hear about the human cannonball who lost his job?
2. What’s the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
3. What do you call a cow in tall grass?
4. What’s green and sings?
5. Did you hear about the peanuts that walked down an alley?

1. They needed a man of better caliber.
2. Anyone can roast beef.
3. Udderly tickled
4. Elvis Parsley
5. One was a salted.

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