Painful place to find it, in a bruise.
Daft, if you ask me.
The image appears to show the face of a man with medium-length hair, sunken eyes and a moustache, possibly a beard. Other interpretations suggest that rather than Jesus, it could also be the face of Albert Einstein, Ron Jeremy or maybe Yosser Hughes.
At least the Metro doesn’t take it seriously either. But they still posted the “news” article about it. It’s not news. This kind of thing should never be used to fill space in a paper or a website.
edit: Friendly Atheist got a funny comment about this:
“So is she pressing charges against him for battery?”