You’d think a cross on an egg would be a better Easter miracle

Well done, Jesus, for not watching the calendar. Really missed a golden opportunity here. Does He care nothing for the makers of wholesale chocolate products?

So apparently, some chicken popped a Jesus egg out of her tooshie on a small farm in Burleson, Texas.

Tracy went to gather the eggs from the chicken coop Monday night, as he does every day. But this time one egg in particular caught his eye.

Unlike the others, this egg isn’t smooth and a very noticeable cross is indented on the top.

The Norell’s say the egg was laid ‘straight from heaven’ and is a message of encouragement that comes at the right time.

“This time of the year, we get so taken up with the presents and money and we forget about the reason,” Pam explained. “I think he [God] was just telling us he is the reason for the season.”

The Norell’s haven’t quite decided what they’ll do with the egg yet. It goes without saying; the couple says eating the egg is not an option.

I think a real miracle would be if this chicken laid nothing but cross stamped eggs. I’m thinking she might have stepped on this one, hence the indented, vaguely chicken foot shape of it.

But anyway, good time of year to publish stupidity and dress it up as news. It’s not like anything else is going on in the world right now worth reporting on…

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