I know I should be original, but hell. I read this and thought this was fantastic. Why provide a mediocre post when I can pass this on:
# More than 98 percent of convicted felons are bread users.
# Fully HALF of all children who grow up in bread-consuming households score below average on standardized tests.
# In the 18th century, when virtually all bread was baked in the home, the average life expectancy was less than 50 years; infant mortality rates were unacceptably high; many women died in childbirth; and diseases such as typhoid, yellow fever, and influenza ravaged whole nations.
# More than 90 percent of violent crimes are committed within 24 hours of eating bread.
# Bread is made from a substance called “dough.” It has been proven that as little as one pound of dough can be used to suffocate a mouse. The average American eats more bread than that in one month!
You know Jean Valjean was a bread stealer too…
I’m a bread user. I’m addicted to bread. These stats are truly terrifying…