With no religion, would people still be this crazy?

Les over at Stupid Evil Bastard (and others) already did a rundown of this article by Kimberly Daniels (I edit Oct 31: they’ve added an editor’s note about its “controversial” nature now.) but I think there’s enough crazy to go around, so I’m going to quote pieces, too.

The key word in discussing Halloween is “dedicated.” It is dedicated to darkness and is an accursed season. During Halloween, time-released curses are always loosed. A time-released curse is a period that has been set aside to release demonic activity and to ensnare souls in great measure.

You may ask, “Doesn’t God have more power than the devil?” Yes, but He has given that power to us. If we do not walk in it, we will become the devil’s prey. Witchcraft works through dirty hearts and wrong spirits.

During this period demons are assigned against those who participate in the rituals and festivities. These demons are automatically drawn to the fetishes that open doors for them to come into the lives of human beings. For example, most of the candy sold during this season has been dedicated and prayed over by witches.

I wonder how much they get paid to do that. Do they have to circle each cauldron of sweet sugary chocolate, or just aim their prayers at the trucks taking it all away to stores? I can’t find anything at the company websites about how witches get hired either. Are they in a union?

I do not buy candy during the Halloween season. Curses are sent through the tricks and treats of the innocent whether they get it by going door to door or by purchasing it from the local grocery store. The demons cannot tell the difference.

Even the colors of Halloween (orange, brown and dark red) are dedicated. These colors are connected to the fall equinox, which is around the 20th or 21st of September each year and is sometimes called “Mabon.” During this season witches are celebrating the changing of the seasons from summer to fall. They give praise to the gods for the demonic harvest. They pray to the gods of the elements (air, fire, water and earth).

It’s so hard to mock something that’s already this ridiculous. Les reminds his readers that Mabon is a neo-pagan remodel of a spring deity and not related to harvest at all. Demonic harvest? Obviously this woman has no clue where her food comes from. Here in Canada, Halloween colours seem to be black, purple, and yellow. I don’t know why. So little kiddies don’t blend in with the autumn leaves and get killed by reckless drivers?

And I thought there was supposed to be only one god ever and forever. How can she freak out over what witches are doing if they pray to gods that don’t exist?

The gods of harvest that the witches worship during their fall festivals are the Corn King and the Harvest Lord. The devil is too stupid to understand that Jesus is the Lord of the Harvest 365 days a year. But we cannot be ignorant of the devices of the enemy. When we pray, we bind the powers of the strong men that people involved in the occult worship.

Do you start to see my point for why I wonder about the value of religion sometimes? If this woman believes any of this, then others do too, and how can anyone reason with them? They’d rather buy into this garbage and believe demons are real than shrug off a silly night of letting loose. And just by the fact that I say demons don’t exist, they’re going to think demons got to me already and I’m damned to hell. Best thing devil ever did was make the people think he doesn’t exist, right? Blow me.

Halloween is much more than a holiday filled with fun and tricks or treats. It is a time for the gathering of evil that masquerades behind the fictitious characters of Dracula, werewolves, mummies and witches on brooms.

But she just said witches bewitch candy. Now they’re fictional? Or only broom riding witches are fictional? Real witches take public transport.. evil evil public transport. They might even use carpool lanes, the heathens.

The truth is that these demons that have been presented as scary cartoons actually exist. I have prayed for witches who are addicted to drinking blood and howling at the moon.

Name a couple. Did you see them doing this? Where were they doing this? How did you find out about it? How many people? When did this happen? Was anyone else with you when you found them and can verify your story here? Did you take any pictures to prove it’s not all in your fucked up little mind? Somehow I doubt it.

About the author: Kimberly Daniels is a sought-after conference speaker and preacher. She is the founder of Kimberly Daniels Ministries International (kimberlydaniels.com), Spoken Word Ministries—the church she pastors in Jacksonville, Florida, with her husband, Ardell—A Child of the King Learning Center and Word Bible College. Kim is a recognized prophetic voice as well as the author of several books, including her most recent, Prayers that Bring Change (Charisma House).

That is scarier than all her psycho ravings put together. People actually want this woman to foam at the mouth in public? Cripes. In her picture she looks like such a sweet lady. Obviously you can’t tell anything by looks. Anyone else who sees demons in every corner would be medicated and kept away from sharp objects.

Why would good decent Christians support her insanity? She needs help, not encouragement. There is something seriously wrong with her.

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Edit Oct 31: Props as per usual to Digital Cuttlefish for yet another well written topical batch of verses. My envy tastes like orange icing and chocolate sprinkles…

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