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This always bugs me, too. When I worked at Walmart, the crowds were seldom loud enough to entirely drown out the shitty ass Walmart Radio. My only joy was laughing over some of the selections like We Gotta Get Out of This Place and (Hang Down Your Head) Tom Dooley. The last year I worked there I heard a Christmas related tune in August. In August!
I mean really. We can’t get past Halloween first? Play Thriller. Play Monster Mash. The Lunatics are Taking over the Asylum. Somebody’s Watching Me. Rasputin. Toto Coelo’s I Eat Cannibals.
Anything but Christmas music. Cripes.