It’s Thanksgiving down in Dial Up Land
where cell phones work, but not broadband.
Two special posts proceed as planned
and more if I am able.
Still, don’t despair, or gnash your jaw
or stab an eye with a hammer’s claw
or worse! your neck by rotary saw.
Just recite a little rhyme or fable.
For Tuesday night I shall return
with stomach full and gas to burn
and eager for the news to learn
and improve my blog stats table!