A search for “you break wind” put me at the top of Google’s search listings recently. Over a dozen hits over two days just from that.
One of the searches was actually for “you break wing” which is either a spelling mistake or someone looking to do a bird some serious damage.
Best off not to know, I think.
As to the breaking wind, though, I found a site with some natural remedies if it’s becoming a problem. Worth checking into.