But not tired enough to stop thinking about how to rescue these idiotic Vikings. I’m hooked on another little game here. This one is called Ice Breaker and you have to slice the ice and ropes in just such a way as to make sure the little Viking dudes make it into their ship.

See, there are little pins in the ice in this level and no matter where I cut, I launch my little vikings right into the water. And the viking on the boat just sits there, waiting until I figure out the fucking level so everyone can jump around making Ohh noises like the best orgasms they’ve ever had. Yeah, I want the Ooh, too, guys. At least it’s not timed. I can take all night to figure it out and they won’t get bored of me. I love these little guys…





November 3, 2009 at 9:37 pm
Okay, solved it. Only took a bazillion tries. My poor physics deprived mind…
And the next level is so much worse.. oh woe is me…
November 4, 2009 at 8:36 am
Excellent that they wait for you as you get your grove on.