The whole list is good for a giggle, but I’ll just quote a couple.
2) “I would love to meet Mick Jagger. A lot of what I do on stage is inspired by Jagger. I love the way he performs and how he dances.”
– That little chastity-ring-wearing-dweeb, Joe Jonas, is actually more clueless than you imagined.
Here’s that Jonas boy again. He was the idol of Little Miss Chastity, last post. Who is this guy? Obviously my not having a 13 year old of my own is detrimental to my pop knowledge. If only I’d not been chaste when I was 21…
3) “I love religion. I remember whenever the book The Da Vinci Code came out, the Discovery Channel did this three-night piece on it that I TiVoed and then watched eight times.”
– Jessica Simpson tells Marie Claire magazine why she wants to take a college course in religion. No — seriously.
Oh well, why not. Her statement makes as much sense as other things she’s said, which apparently include notions that Chicken of the Sea is actually chicken and that Buffalo wings are, in fact, buffalo meat. Sounds like the girl needs crash courses in advertising and food prep, first. You can just imagine how confusing scripture’s gonna be…
