Did you miss this? I missed this. Time to continue my series on Thomas R. Horn’s entertaining book, Nephilim Stargates: the year 2012 and the return of the Watchers. Look for the rest listed in the reviews category.
Chapter 9 highlights oracles and the continued worship of Apollo and the order of Pythia by witches around the world. Horn’s focused on the idea of energy in nature (in animals, trees, etc) that could be used by other-dimensional beings to power up these portals and let them come in. Horn quotes from a couple people (available to read at the companion site), one of which had to coin some words to explain his lunacy and the lunacy of those he’s quoted in his own book – teleplastic morphogenesis. The concern for Horn is that Koch and company might be right, that these “angelic beings” may be using some tricks of the occult to get noticed.
Some people have a few tricks of their own to create visions, though, utilizing things called Psychomanteums, which appear to be devices or places that allow people to contact the dead or enhance angelic encounters. But, are they really contacting the dead, or do these things actually tune into the Alien FM Call-in Show? By extension, is Heaven possibly a realm of alternate dimensional super-beings? Is poltergeist activity proof of their power over this dimension? Horn appears willing to concede this could be the case.
Chapter 10 offers up the likelihood that humans are descendant of an alien race, offering the reader some tantalizing rumours of alien DNA in our genes. I can’t tell if Horn is copying John Stokes or if it’s the other way around. Doesn’t matter much anyway, as Horn’s real interest is the connection between UFOlogists and Christians looking toward the Second Coming:
Hal Lindsey states, “I have become thoroughly convinced that UFOs are real….I believe these beings are not only extraterrestrial but supernatural in origin. To be blunt, I think they are demons.” In Angels Dark and Light, Gary Kinnaman agrees: “I am fairly convinced that….UFO sightings are the manifestations of angels of darkness. My main reason for thinking this is that UFO sightings have never, at least to my knowledge, led a person closer to God. In fact, most UFO experiences have just the opposite effect.”
To men such as these, it’s easy to believe that demons are involved with “flying saucers.” According to such theology, “evil spirits” can manipulate energy and matter, and the theological terms, “Transmogrification” and “Poltergeist” (“noisy ghost”), imply that spirits make lights go off and on, doors bang, and saucers fly. Yet if a portion of “flying saucer” activity is demonic, what nefarious purpose is served by the stealthy nature of UFO phenomena? The answer, they say, is diabolical.
So, aliens have been coming to Earth ever since ancient times, but always were mistaken for gods and the like. Humans became portals for these Nephilim things because everything written in the bible is completely and utterly true and the bible says it happened therefore it happened (Gen. 6:2,4). Apparently the Greek pantheon is filled with gods who’ll be against the “True GOD” ™ come the End Times but no worries, the “True GOD” ™ will triumph.
And as an extra special bonus, this portal idea sorts out the whole “dragons in the bible” problem once and for all. Yes, the dragons are really the serpents which are really the devil and all that, and all came here from somewhere Other. The Leviathan is not a dinosaur in the bible at all. Nope. Horn’s got the real answer here. It’s a BFA – a Big Fucking Alien.
Part 10 finishes with this:
If such an assumption of the Biblical View is correct—that a real and evil supernatural presence exists and has for centuries drawn men away from worshipping Yahweh through the dynamics of various mythologies—the following questions arise: Were the angels that joined Lucifer in the fall also driven by a lust for worship? Did the images and attributes ascribed to the gods of mythology somehow reflect the real and spiritual characteristics of certain unseen personalities operating behind them? More importantly, is the kingdom of Satan still at work in this manner? Do the living entities of ancient gods continue to pass through portals, to walk among us? If so, do such spirits embody themselves in trees, earth, and idols of stone, or should we assume modern idolatry has acquired a more selective sophistication and social manifestation? One that has in this century brought clearer detail to their gray image?
Answers to these questions come in the final chapters, hopefully. It’s a clever concept, I have to admit – what makes an idol, what makes the thing have meaning beyond itself?
Something else that isn’t adequately explained, though – why can’t the “True GOD” ™ be an alien, too? What if Christ was an alien and every Christian is actually worshipping our future alien overlords? How is that good? What if bleeding Mary statues are really aliens in disguise who get power from human tears? What if the aliens are trying to get our attention via toasted bread products? They used to use the wind in the trees but really, who’s outside much anymore to notice a message like that?
What if all their power will come from the faithful who pray every day and the real smart people are the atheists who don’t give them any energy at all? Maybe it really won’t be our fault when the world collapses…
—EDIT 3:00PM
Apparently aliens were set to land somewhere on Earth today:
So many people reckon the rumour is true, bookies have stopped taking bets on the UFO prediction after an unprecedented rush.
William Hill spokesman Rupert Adams said: “This is the first time that an internet phenomenon has affected our business.”
American psychic Blossom Goodchild sparked the frenzy after claiming aliens informed her of their plans.
Bookies are set to lose millions of pounds if E.T.’s pals do approach our planet. Mr Adams added: “We now have seven-figure liabilities if the ship does appear and we have decided to duck any more big bets until Oct-ober 14 has passed, hopefully without incident.”
